By some strange trick of time and space and gravity, we are somehow just two weeks away from the 2024 presidential election, and some of us are taking it better than others. Abe tries to start things off on the right foot with a compliment to our tech overlords about the ease and convenience of the modern world, and is then required to endure something called Skibidi Toilet, along with an hour of yelling about Trump. Nice try, Abe! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!
Show Rundown
Open — Abe defends the future, Bob responds by introducing him to Skibidi Toilet
16:56 — Two weeks until election day, and one of us can’t help but harsh various mellows
1:01:16 — “Trump” “works” a “shift” “at” “McDonald’s”
1:14:14 — Trump’s merch team puts a hat on a hat
1:20:27 — The Billboard Hot 100 Game
1:37:39 — Wrap-up! The Apprentice; What makes a terrible wedding guest?
Relevant Linkage
RCP: Top Battlegrounds
AP: Trump works the fry station and holds a drive-thru news conference at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s
WaPo: No, McDonald’s didn’t confirm Trump’s baseless claim about Kamala Harris
NYT: Trump, Slinging Fries and Smearing Harris, Takes Turn Behind a McDonald’s Counter
Slate: The MAGA Hat Hat — Donald Trump’s new inception hat has really made hats great again.
Two Weeks!